by Jenny Hansen
Because the More Cowbell Universe loves me, one of my readers sent me a link to Squirrel Underpants. They’re too small for me, but I thought they might give you some humorous chitter-chatter.
Endorsed by SmallAnimalDecency.com, these babies are a wild value at only $6.50. If you have more questions about ’em, here’s the link to Frequently Asked Questions. My favorite?
Why should I care about naked squirrels?
Naked squirrels are contributing to the moral decay of our world! They flaunt their nudity and run around like tiny furry streakers. These underpants are a perfect, simple solution to a big, complicated problem. Do your part for the environment and get some streaking squirrel a pair of underpants!
I’ve got a ninja in the back yard that could totally use these suckers.
On another note, I promised to keep giving y’all links to my eHow articles in case any of the topics are useful:
- How Long Should I Keep a Deceased Person’s Tax Records?
- How to Check a Used Car’s History for Free
- How to Find Out if You’ve Been Blocked By a PlentyofFish User
- How to Make Money From a Blog (this was my favorite)
I tell you, my life is downright scintillating…dead people, dating and used cars. Have you seen squirrel undies before now? Ever seen a “live pair?” Continue the discussion at the #SocialIn hashtag on Twitter or SocialInDC on Facebook!
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About Jenny Hansen
By day, Jenny provides training and social media marketing for an accounting firm. By night she writes humor, memoir, women’s fiction and short stories. After 18 years as a corporate software trainer, she’s delighted to sit down while she works.
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